Essex member shows off wet weather gear

[John K]

Looks like one of our Essex members has finally solved the problem of wet weather gear...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-29203663

[Captain Colonial]

   Who is that masked man?

[Pistol Pete]

It may be me but you'll have to prove it

[SootySport]

I reckon it's what Tigger has been up to recently as he's not been around much this year.

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman)]

I just love the quote:

 

 

 

"When I first starting going out in my suit, someone suggested I could make a charity thing out of it,

 

 

[Lyonspride]

I can sympathise with what the guy says he's trying to do (i'm not convinced), but I think he's going entirely the wrong way about it..........

 

It winds me up no end the assumptions that people make purely because you look different to the vast majority of their fellow mindless sheep.

 

Apparently when I grew long hair I also quit work, became a musician, turned gay, stopped washing and took up the consumption of illegal substances.

I've actually had the Police roll up to my front door on one occasion because of a "suspicious person, who looks like a junkie wandering about with an axe", I was cutting down a large holly bush in my front garden, with a small hand axe (my machete would have been much better, but glad I picked the wrong tool on that day).......

[John K]

Amazing how the word "apparently" completely changes the sentence.

A much better read without it..!

[pete g]

do they sell it in  xl size

[Lyonspride]

Amazing how the word "apparently" completely changes the sentence.

A much better read without it..!

 

Well, in an age where most of the population have been brainwashed by simple minded/slapstick American sit-coms, one can't risk using too much sarcasm for sake of being taken too literally

 

 

On another note, I did a bit of "Googling" about that guy, it's amazing the differences in reactions from internet forum to internet forum, and even more amazing how crowd mentality means rarely do people disagree with each other on the same forum. A lesson in human psychology, taught my a man in a rubber suit......