Captain Colonial Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 Took Sophie, our West Highland White Terrierorist, out for a walk last night in the evening cool. While on the journey, we happened past a woman in her mid-forties who had a face like she'd just drank a pint of pickle juice. Sophie is a very affectionate, nosey, curious, and friendly type of dog, and walked towards said sourpuss. "Keep it away from me!", she said with a loud voice when Sophie got within 10 feet. That's fine, I accept some people don't like dogs, so I kept Sophie back from her, explained and apologised in a very friendly, polite manner. That is, until the cow in question carried on with her rant. "Disgusting, filthy creatures! I hate dogs! They do no good at all, just bark and eat and poo! Owners like you are irresponsible idiots as well. If I had my way, I'd put every pet down and the world would be a better place!" I just about lost my temper, but instead decided on calm and polite insult. "Oh, I'm sorry. I've been ever so busy and haven't heard the world news for a week now. Congratulations on your elevation and new title!", I said in a friendly voice. "What are you talking about?", she hissed back at me. "Well, obviously your predecessor died recently, and you've been crowned as the new Queen of the holes. Congratulations!", and walked off, while she stood there dumbfounded and gasping like a fish out of water. Some people - but I was pleased with the outcome. 2 Quote
pickmaster Andy Lowe Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 ACE :) Some folk are just a waste of skin Only the human animal can harbor such an emotion as her It's what sets us apart from the other animals Quote
M444TTB Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 havea virtual high five. I'd probably have told her to [insert words that would see me banned]. Quote
WestyNottm Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 The sort of thing I would have liked to say but only think of several hours later! Quote
FILFAN Posted June 24, 2014 Posted June 24, 2014 Well said buddy. Wish I had your patients and quick thinking. Quote
Graham0127 Posted June 25, 2014 Posted June 25, 2014 Well said buddy. Wish I had your patients and quick thinking. Doctors Quote
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