pickmaster Andy Lowe Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 My 9 year old daughter was asking the difference between burial and cremation the other day I said if your buried the church sell you a plot, pop you in the hole for a few hundred years Before digging you up when everyone forgotten about you and reselling the plot again Cremation you get turned to dust and you can be put or scattered in your favorite place forever She turns to me straight faced and says "your going in the garage then" Then just carried on with her day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onliest Smeg David Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Ha Ha, brill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M444TTB Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 haha that's good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Thats me in the kazi then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickmaster Andy Lowe Posted June 5, 2014 Author Share Posted June 5, 2014 What a burial at sea for pistonbroke it is then lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Everall Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 problem solved then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu999 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Planted or BBQ? May as well go the same way as my sausages!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrie Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 How will she be able to tell if you're dead or alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickmaster Andy Lowe Posted June 6, 2014 Author Share Posted June 6, 2014 The day I stop telling her to Get dressed for school Eat your breakfast Eat your tea Do your homework Stop eating crisps Turn that noise down Stop jumping on the settee Brush your teeth Get to bed Then she will know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexander72 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 hehehehe - thats very good that :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhutch Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 She turns to me straight faced and says "your going in the garage then" I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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