pickmaster Andy Lowe Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 My 9 year old daughter was asking the difference between burial and cremation the other day I said if your buried the church sell you a plot, pop you in the hole for a few hundred years Before digging you up when everyone forgotten about you and reselling the plot again Cremation you get turned to dust and you can be put or scattered in your favorite place forever She turns to me straight faced and says "your going in the garage then" Then just carried on with her day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 Quote
pickmaster Andy Lowe Posted June 5, 2014 Author Posted June 5, 2014 What a burial at sea for pistonbroke it is then lol Quote
stu999 Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Planted or BBQ? May as well go the same way as my sausages!!! Quote
Lawrie Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 How will she be able to tell if you're dead or alive Quote
pickmaster Andy Lowe Posted June 6, 2014 Author Posted June 6, 2014 The day I stop telling her to Get dressed for school Eat your breakfast Eat your tea Do your homework Stop eating crisps Turn that noise down Stop jumping on the settee Brush your teeth Get to bed Then she will know Quote
dhutch Posted June 9, 2014 Posted June 9, 2014 She turns to me straight faced and says "your going in the garage then" I like it! Quote
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