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Burial or cremation !


pickmaster Andy Lowe

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My 9 year old daughter was asking the difference between burial and cremation the other day

I said if your buried the church sell you a plot, pop you in the hole for a few hundred years

Before digging you up when everyone forgotten about you and reselling the plot again

Cremation you get turned to dust and you can be put or scattered in your favorite place forever

She turns to me straight faced and says "your going in the garage then"

Then just carried on with her day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ha Ha, brill.

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What a burial at sea for pistonbroke it is then lol

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problem solved then!

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The day I stop telling her to

Get dressed for school

Eat your breakfast

Eat your tea

Do your homework

Stop eating crisps

Turn that noise down

Stop jumping on the settee

Brush your teeth

Get to bed

Then she will know ;)

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She turns to me straight faced and says "your going in the garage then"

 

 

I like it!

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