alexander72 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Let me set the scene……. I'm going on a rugby tour tomorrow so have been shopping for items for a "court" session tomorrow night. Usual stuff, egg nog, pickled eggs, tabasco sauce, stewing steak, dog food, baby oil, and a judges wig. All of the above was across the passenger seat next to me…. I was sitting at the lights in the westy with my helmet on and a van pulled up next to me…… Bloke looks down and says " nice car mate"…… followed by " weird shopping though"!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonjh1964 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 James, 5 touring teams from all over the UK on the ferry from Fishguard to Rosslare - I didn't think much of their shopping either.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexander72 Posted April 12, 2014 Author Share Posted April 12, 2014 I know - we are taking the ON's Under 13's away to Albania…. ooops no I mean St Albans !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I was in my MGB with no roof going up Shoot Up Hill when it started to snow - heavily. I'm sitting stationary in the traffic with the snow building up on my shoulders. Next to me is a Rover 2000 with a city gent driving. He winds down the window and in a very plummy voice says "are you some sort of c***" then wind the window up and looks straight ahead. He was of course probably right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue ass fly Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Years ago i went to a fancy dress as a baby Bib,nappy and a big sugar dummy Was planning to stay the night but had an argument with the missus so had a strop and went home The old cortina mk3 ran out of fuel approaching a set of lights so i had the humiliation of pushing it into a side road Its amazing how many people are about at 2 in the morning - one of which called me a f******g wierdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gadget Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I used to have a job delivering prestige cars, and was delivering a beautiful pearl blue top of the range Jaguar XJ8 several years ago. As I was stuck in the usual slow traffic on the M1, during a hot spell of weather (so I had my window down to get a bit of fresh air instead of the aircon) I was passed by a minibus of construction workers, one of which pointed me out to his mates on commentated "Look at this w**ker! He's got sunglasses to match his car!" Yes, my sunglasses were blue tinted! Made me laugh inside, if only they knew that I was only taking the car to its new owner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhouse Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Odd shopping? Best this. I was going on holiday many years ago and lent my car to a friend for the three weeks I'd be gone. On the second day he had a puncture and looked in the boot for the spare. In the boot he found: A wet suit A "Miss Piggy" mask A gallon drum of swarfega I had a genuine reason for the odd cargo but thought but thought it better to stay silent and enjoy the rumours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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