SteveD Posted February 7, 2014 Author Posted February 7, 2014 well the cheaky little chuffer came back to my workshop , i fed and watered freddy then stuck him in a conifer tree in the yard where the other pigeons are allways at it , anyway went out this afternoon and there's freddy at my door , so he's now back in his box with water and food in a nice warm office ready to be chucked back outside in the morning , well either that or scewered and cooked Quote
alexander72 Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 Steve, keep in your office and it will learn to talk, then it can answer the phone and stuff, might need to get it a pigeon sized head set.,,, :-) Quote
SootySport Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 If it's a homing pigeon, just throw it up in the air and it will find it's way home Back to your office Quote
SteveD Posted February 8, 2014 Author Posted February 8, 2014 well its a sad sad day today came in to work to find freddy dead we spent a happy day together but I feel empty now he's gone my long time friend ,dead in his box such a sad sight so I chucked him on the fire Quote
s2rrr Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 You'll have to go back t' whippets and ferrets now Steve, us oop Northerners all 'ave 'em you know. For the best really you didn't want pigeon sh*t all over yer nice office did you. Any more pictures of the Man City express. Bob Quote
SteveD Posted February 8, 2014 Author Posted February 8, 2014 You sure he was dead not just resting ? its dead now and bbq'd Quote
Captain Colonial Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That pigeon is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged coo. E's passed on! This pigeon is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't stuffed 'im in the box 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PIGEON!! Quote
stephenh Posted February 9, 2014 Posted February 9, 2014 You should have eaten it when you had the chance, like wot Paul suggested. Quote
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