Captain Colonial Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Namely the superpower of invisibility! But I only have it when I'm in a supermarket, where it doesn't matter if I'm moving or standing still, every idiot in creation completely fails to see me. They bump into me with their trolleys, cut in front of me, and stand in groups like talking statues, gassing about stupid things and blocking my way. Now if I can only be invisible in other places, I could have such fun! Anyone else have any superpowers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerekJ Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Not Me. But when I was walking round the supermarket the other day some idiot stopped in front of me and I bumped into him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 What's a supermarket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s2rrr Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Put a bit of beef on and they can't fail to miss you. Carry a copy of Big Issue and they may avoid you like the plague. Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexander72 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I have the super power of being mistaken for a vagrant whenever I have spent a day at work…. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Banks Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I haz the power to read minds, or at least SWMBO thinks I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FILFAN Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I have the power to give most people a mindless rage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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