Norman Verona Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 The senior-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: I'm on the toilet. Please advise. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marto303 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Was that YOU Norm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted October 28, 2013 Author Share Posted October 28, 2013 I couldn't possibly say. But as I haven't learned how to text yet I'll admit it wasn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7sRWild Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Hope he remembered he had his phone in his hand when he went to wipe his A***. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SootySport Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 The most anyone gets from me textwise, is yes/no or ok. covers every possible answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 Ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7sRWild Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Wot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 OK. It's one of Sooty's options. Gotit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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