tightscot Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 True story reported by an English guy who was stopped in France and asked to give a breathaliser test. The Engish guy lives near Le Bugue in the Dordogne and at the time he was stopped he was p**** as a fart. The gendarme signals for him to roll down the window and thrn asks him if he's been drinking, with slurred speech, he replies, "Yes, this morning at was at my (hic...) daughters wedding, before the church we went to the local cafe and had sevweral beers, during the wedding banquet (hic...) I seem to remember downing three great bottles of wine; a Corbieres, a Minervois and a (hic...) Faugeres. Then to finish off the celebrations... and during the evening (hic....) , me and my mate downed two bottles of Johnny Walker's Black Label. Getting impatient the gendarme warns him, "Do you understand I'm a policman and have stopped you for an alcohol test?" The Englishman, with a big grin on his face, replies, "Do you undertand that I'm English, like my car, and that my wife is sitting in the other seat - at the wheel" Quote
SootySport Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 Left hookers have always confused me as well, which side to get in as a driver or passenger. I'm always on Autopilot. Quote
Norman Verona Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 It does get confusing when you have a mixture of left and right hand vehicles. We are always opening the wrong door at the supermarket and then pretending to get something from the glove box before closing the door and walking round the other side. At the moment we're OK as they're all right hookers. If you saw the price of second hand cars over here you'd understand why we buy in the UK. Quote
peterg Posted October 10, 2013 Posted October 10, 2013 they're all right hookers. Sounds like Croydon town centre on a Friday night Quote
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