Tuesday titter

[Nick Algar - Competition Secretary]

Leo Rosten, the great Jewish writer and authority on Jewish humor, listed as
one of the characteristics of Jewish humor revenge over the oppressor by the
use of guile or circumstance :………..


Moshe was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down
in one swig and menacingly says, ?Thanks Jew Boy, whatcha going to do about it?"
Moshe burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY.
I can't stand to see a man crying. - What's your problem?"

"This is the worst day of my life," Moshe says. "I'm a complete failure.
I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
I found my wife in bed with the postman and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I buy a drink; drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
then you show up and drink the whole thing!

 

 

 

 

 

 

"But enough about me, how's your day going?"

 

 

 

[Cleggy the Spyder Man]

[Terry Everall]

nice joke but isnt it Wednesday?

[Captain Colonial]

nice joke but isnt it Wednesday?

 

Not in Nick City, apparently!

[Norman Verona]

Moshe was walking along Whitechapel when he sees Hymie coming the other way.

 

"Hymie, just the chap I want to see. I've got a warehouse full of tinned sardines going cheap, you can have them for 5p a tin"

 

Hymie buys the sardines.

 

A few weeks later Hymie sees Moshe and calls to him "Moshe, those sardines you sold me are all rotten"

 

"Hymie, Hymie, the sardines are for buying and selling, not eating!"