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[Nick Algar - Competition Secretary]

The Sensuous (and Smart) Wife

 

"Have you ever seen a £20 note all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband.
"

No"...said her husband.
 
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled £20 note
 
He took the crumpled £20 note from her ...and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen a £50 note all crumpled up?"... she then asked her husband?
 
"Uh...no, I haven't" ...he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).
 
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled £50 note

 

He took the crumpled £50 note... and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
 
"Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen £50,000 all crumpled up?"
 
"No way" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and excited).
 
She said.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Well go look in the garage!"
 

 

 

[peterg]

 

[Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO]

   

[alexander72]

very good that :-) 

[Norman Verona]

When I stopped laughing I had to explain it to HM.

[Rich8977]

Lmao

[pistonbroke 2]

Brilliant

[pistonbroke 2]

A very rough looking Prostitute approached me and said. " Fancy a good time dearie "

 

"Oh i,m sorry " I said .I only have 30 pence on me.

 

"That,s O.K. " She said.

 

 Ive got change .