Jump to content

Welcome to England -- a Civilised Country


Recommended Posts

Posted

Imagine you are a European tourist, motoring for the first time on our sceptred isle.

 

You have a fair command of English.

 

On a quiet country road, you come across a large sign, white on red, with the legend:

 

 

 

              CATS

        EYES

    REMOVED

 

 

(sic)

 

What image goes through your mind?

Posted

After reading your thread I have the "Felix" advert going through my mind and the cat walking into the door... Bump.

Posted

My nunney often winks at me.

Posted

Balls! Removed, I mean...  :cry:

 

 

 

 

Not mine.... :oops:

Posted

My p***y often winks at me.

Is there something about you we should know about?

Posted

What image goes through your mind?

 

How much do they charge, and is it by appointment or while you wait?

Posted

I imagine 'use hard shoulder' could cause confusion as well

Posted

Just tell an American you're "laying the table".

Posted

Or tell you'll you'll be eating fagg0ts for dinner.

(edited to overcome profanity filter's unwarranted censorship of a traditional British culinary treat)

Posted

Or tell you'll you'll be eating fagg0ts for dinner.

 

Must admit that was an eye-opener when I moved here in 1987 and saw them on special in the supermarket frozen food section - thought it was a bit harsh! Didn't eat them then, won't eat them now or in the future.

Posted

Imagine the amusement when I told my American collegeagues that I was "popping out side for a fag"  And I still wonder what those same colleagues keep in their Fanny Pack ;)

Posted

The inventor of the cats eye road stud was inspired by the sight of a moggies eyes shining in the dark. Then the cat turned round and he invented the mechanical pencil sharpener. :laugh:

Posted

Imagine the amusement when I told my American colleagues that I was "popping out side for a fag"

 

The phrase "bum a fag" was one that caused my brain to do a few loops at first...

 

 

And I still wonder what those same colleagues keep in their Fanny Pack ;)

 

In my experience of US tourists visiting the UK, it often refers to the owner, not the location or contents. ;)

Posted

Back to David's OP...definitely bad placement of a sign!

 

Clicky

Posted

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

Please review our Terms of Use, Guidelines and Privacy Policy. We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.