Noel Johnson Posted December 10, 2002 Posted December 10, 2002 One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being anything you want after all you're the guv' .. But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I want 20 decks one on top of the other". "20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?" "Yep, that's right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers. "Fish?", queries Noah "Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling -Carp!" Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?" "Check". "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?". "Check". "And you want it full of Carp?". "Check". "Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether.......................... "Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark". Quote
POC Posted December 10, 2002 Posted December 10, 2002 westy, the pic in your avatar is a Y2k Dark Green UK Subaru Impreza turbo, with a Scoobysport downpipe, HKS Hiper exhaust system, K&N Induction kit, 16in Gold Rims with SO2 rubber, TSL Motorsport front lip and mesh, and GREEN NEONS - The number plate is R** WRX Oh yes! he shoots and he scores!!!!!! What do I win? Quote
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