SlowPoke Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Got told this the other day, made me laugh, a lot.... A man is out hunting and kills a deer. He brings it home to his family and cooks it, but doesn't tell his kids what it is. He said "I'll give you a hint, it's what your mother calls me." The youngest son cries out, "It's a f****** d***, don't eat it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham0127 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Even my 8 year old could make that one out. Hope my wife doesn`t call me that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User0083 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Norman Verona Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 can't help telling you another little story. We were buying "The Old Cross" from the then owners. The husband was a retired 78 year old doctor married to his second wife, a 30 year old ex-nurse. They had 3 kids, the oldest being 8 year old Oliver. We were talking to Jack, the father in the lounge and Oliver was, like all kids, pestering him. He told the kid to go away and play as he was talking to Lynne & Norman. Oliver turned and shouted as he left "OK you F**ing old Ba**terd". Some months later I told Christine in the general shop/post office opposite the house. She smiled and said that was what Karen, the 30 year old wife would shout at him, for the whole village to hear. I wasn't surprised, Karen would always undo her top buttons when I called in for something. Even when HM was with me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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