Truths of our time

[mikef]

* Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
 
* Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
 
* The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
 
* If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
 
* We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
 
* Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
 
* The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
 
* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
 
* Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish.
 
* I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 
* Women will never be equal to men till they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they're sexy.
 
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
 
* You don't need a parachute to skydive, but you do need one to skydive again.
 
* The voices in my head may be fake, but they have good ideas!
 
* Hospitality is making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
 
* Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
 
* You're never too old to learn something stupid.

 

 

 

[cast iron]

ive seen this many times but it still makes me laugh

[Norman Verona]

* We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

 

 

That's not true with our current crop of youth!

[jacko9370]

* Women will never be equal to men till they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they're sexy

Never been to Liverpool then