Norman Verona Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 .... what do you not have and never want. For me it's; A vest. A pair of slippers. Pyjamas. When I was about 23 I went to the doctor who diagnosed inflamed appendix. He sent me home to get my stuff on the basis that I got myself straight to hospital. He phoned HM for her to get my stuff ready. I walked in and she popped my toothbrush in my top pocket. I didn't own pyjamas, dressing gown or slippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Ann Widdecomb. Membership of any political party. An elephant. A year's supply of locusts. A Reliant Robin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted April 4, 2013 Author Share Posted April 4, 2013 Not sure about the elephant. If they eat grass I'd have two! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tolf Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I am going to risk the wrath of Norm: a caterham Cockroaches Quite like slippers though, saves your socks wearing out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted April 4, 2013 Author Share Posted April 4, 2013 I have no wrath. I have a list of people I was considering leaving my car to in my will. I'll cross yours off. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if you had a cockroach somewhere in or near the house, they seem to get everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Just to ruin everyone's day... Norman has indicated he has no pyjamas - therefore, he must sleep in the nude, and presumably wander the house that way in the middle of the night... Enjoy your mental images. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 You swine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Talk about pulling the pin and casually lobbing one in... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted April 4, 2013 Author Share Posted April 4, 2013 in the middle of the night... and in the mornings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajpearson Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 And his gites still get booked by returning visitors? !? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted April 4, 2013 Author Share Posted April 4, 2013 Yes, but I get dressed when people are here. When we're on our own you could run around outside naked and no one would know. Well, that is until Nellie our post girl comes down the drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arm Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I wish I didnt have that image in my brain ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AidanPlace Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 What has been seen can never be unseen!!!! I'm with Norman on the pajamas tho................ reserved for hospitals only! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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