How long before Ryan Air start this racket?

[User0083]

[M444TTB]

Ban him!

[Mid life crisis]

Simples

 

 

At the time of booking, give the customer the maximum passenger plus luggage weight allowance, including carry on bags

 

Possibly

 

80kg Female

 

105kg Male

 

Then add an extra cost based on "£ per kg units" of additional weight,

 

 

When you check your bags in now they are weighed, charges are made for excess weight, they are then sent down the baggage system
 

 

 

New arrangement, make the scales bigger

 

The passenger then stands on the scales with their baggage, and are charged for any extra weight over their ticket limit, to the credit card they used when making their booking.

 

 

In reality if the extra charge is proportional, the percentage increase would be fairly small for the average passenger, as a high proportion of the actual air fare is taxes

 

 

Passengers then go on through security and passport control as normal

 

 

Brings a whole new meaning to loosing weight for summer

 

 

:d

 

 

Edited to add :-   Michael O' Leary chief exec of Ryan Air has recently signed a deal with Boeing for 175 new aircraft worth 15.6 billion dollars (they could of bought Cyprus for that) to bring there fleet up to 400 aircraft

 

 

Someone is going to have to pay for it 

[tolf]

All far to worrying, especially the green mankini

Maybe i will fly myself to the destination

Never seen a small Samoan though

[pistonbroke]

You could cheat the system , fill your pockets with helium

[WINGNUT]

You could cheat the system , fill your pockets with helium

 

Mr C will struggle with that mankini

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

And I thought the mental image of Mr C in his wife's bikini was the worst thing I'd face this afternoon. Off to check if we can award warning point s for mankini pic posting!

[s2rrr]

Wondered why Steve was modelling the little green number.

 

Bob   _:p    

[cast iron]

I'm tall, not by choice, and have to pay extra for legroom, so why shouldn't people who have the choice to eat cake not have to pay for being the equivalent to excess bagage