Bacon Sandwich???

[shaun]

"The Elise may be more practical but it gives you the feeling of driving a "proper" car badly built. The Westfield is poorly constructed against the c******m and depreciates far faster than the Seven and drives like a bacon sandwich in comparison."

Taken from here

   

[damianc]

Strangely enough, the last time I drove a bacon sandwich it reminded me of my car.

[stu999]

Hmmmm. When i first read this I thought the 'Journo' in question had a really biased opinion. But the bacon sandwich thing says it all.......

A bacon sandwich is only as good as the ingredients and the way its put together.

We all have different opinions to how bacon sandwiches should be made.

There is nothing like a bacon sandwich on a Sunday morning.

If you have never tried a bacon sarnie, when you do, you will want one for yuorself......

Quite a lot of parallels to owning a Westy really

         

[ChrisG]

It's not even a journalist that's written it, as far as I can see, its a kind of consumer rating/opinion type website where joe public can write a review on a product and post it up for others to comment on. The writer says he has got a 1.8 VVC c******m, so he's bound to be sensitive to suggestions that Westfields might be better VFM etc, hence the comments.    

[samcooke]

Mmmmmmmm. Bacon.

[shaun]

But don't bacon sarnies come from catering vans?????

   

[stu999]

   

[steppenwolf]

In view of all the nonsense that is written here and elsewhere about the differences between the Cateringvan and the Westfield, I have decided to write the difinitive history and FAQ on the various marques for publication on the Internet.

To that end, I have started my research already and have concluded the following thus far:-

1. The Cateringvan is a poor copy of the Robin Hood

2. The Birkin is in fact a Lotus Seven with a respray

3. The Tiger is actually a DAX Rush with a different bonnet and rear arches

4. The DAX Rush is actually a Tiger with a different bonnet and rear arches

5. The Robin Hood is a Ford Sierra in disguise

6. The Westfield is the only currently available sevenesque type of car worth considering

7. Every kit car owner is perfectly capable of writing utter b*****k*  

How am I doing so far?

[Mark Stanton]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Bacon Sarnie            with brown sauce please        

[Bananaman]

I'll have one!

on lightly toasted wholemeal,

bacon done slightly on the crisp side,

with crispy lettce & vine ripened tomatoes,

topped of with helmans mayo.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Are Cateringvans realy as good as Robinhoods, bring on the merrymen.        

[samcooke]

I'll have one!

on lightly toasted wholemeal,

bacon done slightly on the crisp side,

with crispy lettce & vine ripened tomatoes,

topped of with helmans mayo

Lummee. Is that with or without grape poupon? Still or sparkling perrier? This isn't the new mini owners club site, it's the wscc one and here we like our bacon on sliced white bread with brown sauce, and not just any brown sauce. Oh no.      

[Bananaman]

Hey I'm posh me, i cum from Chesh-shire.            

[Chris Elworthy]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Bacon Sarnie with brown sauce please  

Only one, are you feeling OK?

You should be in prep for 2003 SS by now!

[Mark Stanton]

Just the one - triple decker with thick crusty bread and a splash of the finest brown sauce      

Christmas goose roasted with all the trimmings + a bottle of Monsieur. D Perignon's finest and a few Napoleons should see the winter mods fully sorted                  

[Quentin Willson]

c******m drivers are only good for one thing….

…well, two things, if you count making bacon sarnies