Absolutely NO prizes for a caption

[CRAIGR]

"Driver makes a right  spectacle of himself"

[Man On The Clapham Omnibus]

That's funny I didn't see you there. It was a cold wet night and no one was around. You must have been hiding in a doorway.

As Oscar Wilde said: "We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars" - nothing about doorways though...

[Norman Verona]

I saw stars OK. But I didn't end up in the gutter. It was funny though.