Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moff88 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Should have bought a Westfield? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 I did that once. Only I picked an off licence. There was a huge display of Sherry in the window, most of which was running down the street. Policeman asked if I had been drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted February 27, 2013 Author Share Posted February 27, 2013 I did that once. Only I picked an off licence. There was a huge display of Sherry in the window, most of which was running down the street. Policeman asked if I had been drinking. Could it have been because you were lying in the gutter slurping up the sherry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexander72 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 George Michael test drives Ford.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KugaWestie Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Damn - the ATM is two doors up the street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FILFAN Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 "driver loses control avoiding illegally parked police car" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain m Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 The news reporter stated that " Specsavers " did not wish to comment. The red stuff on the pavement was reported to be brake fluid, only ever seen that in movies . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KugaWestie Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Copper behind the parked police car - "let me just write the parking ticket before talking to the driver" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Could it have been because you were lying in the gutter slurping up the sherry? That's funny I didn't see you there. It was a cold wet night and no one was around. You must have been hiding in a doorway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echoz Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 "driver loses control avoiding illegally parked police car" new keyboiard polease hahahahahahhahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerekJ Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Should have gone to Oxfam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carbonizer Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Should NOT have gone to spec savers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Algar - Competition Secretary Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Husband to wife " I told you to get some new glasses, and not to reply on the self parking system, but at least it found the right shop" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Dammed handbrake turn needs more practise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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