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Should have bought a Westfield?

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I did that once. Only I picked an off licence. There was a huge display of Sherry in the window, most of which was running down the street.

 

Policeman asked if I had been drinking.

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I did that once. Only I picked an off licence. There was a huge display of Sherry in the window, most of which was running down the street.

 

Policeman asked if I had been drinking.

Could it have been because you were lying in the gutter slurping up the sherry? :p

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George Michael test drives Ford....

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Damn - the ATM is two doors up the street 

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"driver loses control avoiding illegally parked police car"

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The news reporter stated that " Specsavers " did not wish to comment. The red stuff on the pavement was reported to be brake fluid, only ever seen that in movies :down:  :down:  :down: .

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Copper behind the parked police car - "let me just write the parking ticket before talking to the driver"

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Could it have been because you were lying in the gutter slurping up the sherry?  :p

 

That's funny I didn't see you there. It was a cold wet night and no one was around. You must have been hiding in a doorway.

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"driver loses control avoiding illegally parked police car"

 

:laugh: new keyboiard polease hahahahahahhahahahaha

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Should have gone to Oxfam

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Should NOT have gone to spec savers.

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Husband to wife " I told you to get some new glasses, and not to reply on the self parking system, but at least it found the right shop" 

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Dammed handbrake turn needs more practise :suspect:  

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