Just drove home from work and almost collected a stupid b***h and her crappy bicycle on the way! she was facing the wrong way chatting to the equally retarded nunney riding behind her! Luckily for her I was paying attention, seen them half a mile off and made sure I had plenty of room to avoid once I git to them, but i imagine she will need a new pair of lycra shorts!
Honest to god, next time this happens, I might just stop ahead of them, then when they get to me, just push every single one of them off! Does one of them really need to die before they realise that their ignorance/arrogance is f***** dangerous!
And breathe..............