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    DISCLAIMER: Terms and conditions apply. Simply by opening my profile, you have entered into a legally binding contract which prevents you from complaining to anyone about me or anything I post in perpetuity. This disclaimer and my posts may contain information that is confidential, privileged, truthful or unsuitably funny for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational political and / or religious beliefs, or who are in general just a miserable git. You may not use any part or all of this disclaimer as the basis, in part or in total, for any disclaimer you might create for your own purposes. Your mileage may vary. Ask your pharmacist about any possible side effects before ingesting. Void where prohibited. Your house is at risk if you set fire to it. No hippos were harmed in the making of this disclaimer, although the gerbil next door is living on borrowed time if you ask me. Not to be taken internally. 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    Westfield Essex meeting when the sun comes out ,so do the Westfield`s.finally got a good weekend to get out and about for a meet up of people with with good taste. thanks guy`s for sharing your styles and tips,lots of individuality.even brought the husband along!see you next time .Westfield owner`s wife x
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    Robin Happy Birthday! Hope you have a lovely day.
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    My Westfield Miata SDV is finally registered! Now it's just a matter of waiting for some warmer weather. After putting her on the dyno, she is producing 114.2 WHP at 6400 Rpm. Not bad for a stock 1.6 MX-5 powerplant. The 289km that I have put onto her so far, have been absolutely thrilling to say the least. A little chilly at 5ºC, but with snowmobile gear and a heater that works very well indeed, it was manageable in short runs. Warmer weather is predicted for next week.....Blaaaat.
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