Anyone else had any howlers. Just had Skoda ( you know, the cheap one in the VAG chain ( think they were trying at pulling mine))
So, our 999cc of sheer power is due a service next month . Its only done 10 k miles. The lady called me said it also needs an air con service.
My reply was ' I am in the air con trade, so do you think it needs a service ? '
Skoda girlie ' Er............ no, it wont need one then' .
(Thats a great money spinner )
Skoda girlie ' But the car requires an annual service '
Me ' Yes, that is correct, next month'
Skoda girlie ' Would you like me to book it in'
Me ' Can you tell me the cost for this ?'
Skoda girlie ' For an oil change ( 3.5 litres) , oil filter and pollen filter , its £260 '
Me ' hahahahahahahahahahahahaha'
Skoda girlie ' er..................'
Me ' Thanks for the costs. Can you email this to me please'
On another note, when I get the service costs, I have an email saying that I will get a half price service due to the mongs washing my car , when it went in for warranty work, so happy days............But £260 for a noddy car service !! Must be thousands for the big cars...................I used to pay £250 fixed price for our 10 plate Volvo XC60 and that used 8 litres alone.