Oh God, I think I've just lost all faith in humanity*, and the will to live, in one easy forum post. Just remembered why I'd only ever frequent certain areas of MigWeb when I had a VX engine. (Fairs, fair, even the members there would be incredulous at this sort of post, but you still got them.
*and not because of the original posters lack of understanding, I just think here in the 21st century, in a country that led the world in the industrial revolution, with science and technology for so many years, I can't believe we've let out children down so badly that this sort of thought is the result.
The only saving grace, is that there's so much wrong with that paragraph, I'm going to choose to believe it's a wind up, rather than a reflection of how we've failed.