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Great turnout last night. 4 Westfields, 1 Fury & an MX5 went for a pre meet blat. Total of 10 Westfields at the meet.

A Plan get my vote.

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat " she says. That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says, "Wha...aaat ?" "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!" Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Instantly, he has mentally revised his plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mum is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly dishevelled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother: "Dammit, Mom ! The TWIST ! The TWIST ! It's called The TWIST !"

Husband, a rock guitarist, has been nagged constantly by his wife about the incessant noise he makes while practicing. In the end he can take no more and in a fit of temper, bludgeons her to death with a guitar. In front of the judge, he is asked "first offender?" To which he replies..... No, I hit her with a Gibson first, then finished her off with the Stratocaster

I'm crying, can't stop laughing!

That's not an electrically retractable towbar....THIS is an electrically retractable towbar.....

To be perfectly honest I would have expected much worse in those conditions (dark with high contrast from the lights). I doubt there is any way you could have done better. At least not without a tonne of expensive equipment.

I've done two trips now and a more gentle way of travelling probably doesn't exist. The first was over Canyonlands near Moab in Utah which was brilliant. Wind got up a little and we skidded along on the side for about 60 feet when we landed all very safely done. The second was from Trentham Gardens, Staffs we had 5 cancellations on it due to weather but again very gentle softer landing all very good. Very impressed with the levels of safety and general knowledge of the pilots. The ground teams followed us and drove us back once we had done the champagne drinking and the packing of the canopy. Cracking time well recommended. Bob

Age is no barrier, 59 and only owned mine since March! +1 for A plan oh........and We all love pics

Will try my luck at posting some photos (first time) will have to be later or tomorrow though.

I'm available either option, however would like to say that I would like to go out for a decent run and not too much time spent eating and chatting if you know what I'm trying to say... badly

Hi Rab - Car is going over to Andy's on Saturday to get the head done, so unless he can turn it round in a week, I'll not be there unfortunately. Matt

For this month only... For every £50 you spend on parts get a free £10 voucher to spend on your next order! Valid until- 30.09.15 Not redeemable for cash. Cannot be used against special offers. Offer valid for parts only! ***EXPIRED***

I purchased a half hood in September from westfield parts department.... a few days before this advert was posted . I sent a message asking if I was eligible for vouchers, the vouchers arrived a couple of days later. Yesterday I called the parts departments to purchase some new suspension bushes (winter project) with the vouchers The bushes arrived this morning and the half hood was delivered at the same speed. Thumbs up from me, thank you for great service

Guilty as charged .......should have given us a honk on the horn.....where were you ?