Well I just watched what was without doubt the most embarrassing display of begging I have ever seen. If this bunch is the best to take our country forward then we really are in trouble.
Just my quick summation,
Green Leader, What am I doing here? Why all these hard questions? I thought we were talking about Tofu.
SNP, I hate everyone but the Scottish. I admit I want independence, but as I lost the vote I will now screw the rest of you for everything I can get until you are so hacked off you will beg us to go.
Plaid Cymru. I wish I was as good as Nichola. I want what she has.
UKIP Yes I debate well but even I don't believe we can make a big difference as they are all against me.
Libdem. God I wish I had not gone into a coalition they all hate me now.
Labour. Ignore facts, look like Gromit a lot, keep saying tax the rich, NHS, zero hours borrow lots more.
Tories. Jeez I am so bad I cannot beat this bunch of losers.
Where are the inspirational leaders we need?
Which one would you want to fight for you?