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Reminds me of an idiot who lives round here. They must have what everyone else has. Another Brit had two awnings outside the back of the house. So, of course, idiot and wife have to have one. Then one night in a 90 MPH gale the two awnings got ripped. Next time I go to idiots house he's sitting sideways to the house pressed hard up against the wall with the awning open about 12 inches. Why don't you open the awning says I. Oh, there's a breeze and it may get ripped. This breeze must have been all of 5 mph. As I said, idiot!

Does Del get a faster one than the rest of us to give him a chance?