Saving Polar Bears - Simples
Every time I look, someone is banging on about saving the polar bears. That's fine, they should saved, I'm all in favour of it - even if they are so stupid that they won't eat anything but meat, thus starving if they were trapped in a green grocers. But everyone wants to save them by stopping global warming. By the time we pull our fingers out, and if we figure out how to do it, it will probably be too late and they'll be dead and gone.
There's a far simpler solution: Ship them to the Ant
Right, we saved the polar bears - now on to Phase 2.
There are 900 million vehicles on the planet, which thanks to modern exhaust technology, only contribute 2% of the world's nasty greenhouse gases. There are, however, 1.5 billion cows, whose methane burps (not farts - common misconception) contribute 60% of the world's greenhouse gases. Bad cows. Naughty, tasty, belching cows.
The solution is obvious (to a genius like me): Put wheels and methane-powered jet engines on cows.
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