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for sale bottled farts


SteveD

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bottled farts , to fill your tyres ,these bottles are £37.99 each and compromise of dog farts and my farts (i couldnt use bevs as women dont fart allegidly)one bottle will fill four tyres , this will make your car lighter and faster acording to roger rabbit so its a bargain

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This has the makings of another shower micturation thread!  :suspect:  :d

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Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "blowout"...

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My farts are better than your farts and I'll sell mine for £25.99 ;)

 

PM me your orders

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Can they be used in wood burners?

Can you pressurise them and adapt bottle to fit on twin 40's and have a "after burner" button on dash... Nitrous style?

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A fart is a fart that eases the heart

and puts the body at ease.

It warms the bed on a cold, cold night

and stinks away the fleas.

 

Perhaps you could sell your bottled ones on this basis?

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and stinks away the fleas.

 

and the wife!

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only official WSCC Traders can offer bottled farts BTW  :) 

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That's OK then, anyone want mine?

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Had a ruby for dinner, bhuna, king prawn.

Mrs C wanted me to collect her at 2015, been sat in tin top waiting for 45 mins...

Boy is she gonna have a surprise when she opens the door.

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