Parallel parking

[geelhoed]

Some dickless(*) piece of pocket lint reversed into my nosecone. The grill got bent by the towhook.  

All this is guessing as he/she didn't leave a note of course.

Would have been worth it if I had seen it. Ever wondered if glassfiber is as bad taken rectally as it is breathing it?

(*) not saying it was a woman, but is was parallel parked.....

[oioi]

muppet

[Frau Vesty]

It wouldn't have been a woman.  Women either stop with about 15 feet of space still behind them, or if it's a bit tight, drive off and find another space.

/sweeping generalisation, but I bet I'm right...

[neilb]

If it was a women then she would have been in a 4x4 and there would be nothing left of your car - volvo driver if I had to place a bet.

[MARSDALEBEAR]

One of the perils of living in Holland,they ALL seem to have tow hooks!!

[Peter Cox]

[vague attempt at stereotypical Dutch humour]

You sure it wasn't a dyke who's tulips formed a hamster dam.

[/vague attempt at stereotypical Dutch humour]

I'd ask whether the string is material, but that would be stupid...course string is material

 

[pistonbroke]

[vague attempt at stereotypical Dutch humour]

Could have been a Vandriver backed into it    

[Peter Cox]

[vague attempt at stereotypical Dutch humour]

Could have been a Vandriver backed into it    

Unless of course, he hit a Van Wall or a Van Dyke (Dick!    

[Joe moment]My 3yo son calls the main actor in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, "Dick Dan Vyke". For some reason   anything that now goes wrong or breaks is also "Oh, Dick Dan Vyke!" [/Joe moment]

[Chris Elworthy]

or a Van Dyke

Dutch Woman driving a Transit