The Bad Newspaper Headlines Thread

[Captain Colonial]

When you’re a graphic artist and you try to get too clever:
 

[Captain Colonial]

And here I thought it was only me.

 

[Captain Colonial]

Two stories for the price of one.
 

[Kingster]

13 minutes ago, Captain Colonial said:

When you’re a graphic artist and you try to get too clever:
 

I’ve employed young graphic artists - believe me, that would have been very deliberate and they would have expected to get found out prior to it going to print. 
 

We lost a client once due to one of our lad’s “little pranks”. 

[Kingster]

…oh and not sure how I missed this thread, but just had a read through them all. 
 

brilliant 🤣👍

[Captain Colonial]

23 minutes ago, Kingster said:

I’ve employed young graphic artists - believe me, that would have been very deliberate and they would have expected to get found out prior to it going to print. 
 

We lost a client once due to one of our lad’s “little pranks”. 

One of my secretaries, under pressure to get a letter out in the post (ah, the heady days prior to word processing) did a spoonerism on a letter to the owner of the Birmingham based company Tucker Fasteners.  Hilarity did not ensue.

[Blatman]

I hate it when I get my mucking words in a fuddle...

[Man On The Clapham Omnibus]

[Captain Colonial]

Please lower your head ma’am, we’re shooting the cover for Parents magazine.
 

[Kingster]

20 hours ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said:

So... what were you searching for when you came across this then 🧐 😆

[Man On The Clapham Omnibus]

[Captain Colonial]

They’re always in the last place you look.

 

[Captain Colonial]

Sounds like the right place for it.
 

[Captain Colonial]

In Welsh football news:
 

[Captain Colonial]

These days, I’m not so sure.