The Bad Newspaper Headlines Thread

[Captain Colonial]

She’ll be delighted to hear it.
 

[Captain Colonial]

So that’s what they’re there for - go figure.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Thank goodness - I’d forgotten all about that.
 

[Captain Colonial]

If that’s a crime, I’m in trouble.
 

[Captain Colonial]

That might take a while.
 

[Captain Colonial]

And they were only passing by.
 

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

14 minutes ago, Captain Colonial said:

And they were only passing by.
 

 

Possibly my favourite!

[Captain Colonial]

Answers to the name Billy:
 

[Captain Colonial]

Somehow, I don’t think that was a real doctor.
 

[Captain Colonial]

The tumours trained in the martial arts are the most deadly ones.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Just imagine what they’d be like if they were eating enough.

 

[Captain Colonial]

Nope, can’t add anything to this one.

 

[Captain Colonial]

Article now with sound effects.

 

 

[Captain Colonial]

I’ve never trusted that honey-thieving bear.

 

 

[Captain Colonial]

What size do you recommend for the average-sized wife?