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Daily Gag - 29 July


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:laugh: Groan!

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I gave my friend an elephant for his room. 
 

He said “thanks”

 

I said “ don’t mention it”

 

 

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See, this is what happens. Allow one to get away with this sort of thing and before you know it, they’re all at it.

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13 minutes ago, corsechris said:

See, this is what happens. Allow one to get away with this sort of thing and before you know it, they’re all at it.


Thats because @Stu Faulkner and I both like the same kind of pizza.

 

It’s known as the Domino’s effect. 😛 

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I thought you were beginning to scrap the barrel yesterday, but today you've redeemed yourself - keep 'em coming! Everyone who groans, secretly has a wee smile.

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Karl Marx is a famous figure from history but very few people know about his sister, Onya........

She invented the starting pistol.

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1 hour ago, Stu Faulkner said:

Karl Marx is a famous figure from history but very few people know about his sister, Onya........

She invented the starting pistol.

Please don't forget her wanna be stunt driver brother, Skid!

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On 30/07/2020 at 19:44, Ian Kinder (Bagpuss) - Joint Peak District AO said:

Please don't forget her wanna be stunt driver brother, Skid!

Not forgetting  his brother Tide who never washed properly ! 

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