breeding cars idiots

[Barnsley John]

Ok so everything went bad the breeding with a duratec and my honda  which  just produced bad breeding in the cars pup world   with the big bad ford more interested in its chavy parts on it etc

So I thought to my self right lets do it right all get shut of des with the brute duratec  

let me find a honda that’s got every thing

its got to be fast  crisp

all the right components not like the ford

a pedigree to mate my car with but who

 

after searching  the forum for the hi spec  car  a     dad was found but was sworn to secrecy for

security reasons

so I summand the whiteness again   Martyn van and sue    and Julie and glen   for the mating in mi garage whelping shed

we got the dady dog honda  car and its cat free pipe

he  had no problems in been fully ready not like the old ford that we gave glens Viagra to help him

     it mounted my little honda slow and with dignity

this time the dog car was gentle and caressed my little red honda till he gave her some    10 30 castrol  and no drop was spilt   I knew then this was the big time

the deed was done

Martyn and sue would return to give the car pups the mot and health check

And glen went home again with a great smile looking at Julie

4 week later only 1 liitle car pup was born

Martyn was summand up from the pottery’s

And he said what a magnificent little honda girl you have produced

Perfect not like the last load of rust buckets  and you have only one because every thing was used to make the best what was the point in having 7 useless car pups

You shoud be proud  have you informed the dad

Where  is  the dads owner

Typically around here he  did one      leaving us to pick up the pieces

But who is the daddy the secret is sworn

But here is a little photo of the pedigree honda car pup

This is the end of the story about why you should never mix car parts and cars you only get rubbish

So breed with thorough breed car dogs and you get quality

Grate for reading and give the key workers  a clap at 8 tonight

 

 

[Julie Hall - WSCC AO Representative]

Ahh, love the real pup and Jacky's matching socks. I bet shoes are not allowed in the garage, look how clean it is

[Robin Parker (Red Spider) - Yorkshire AO]

If you ever need to breed with a pedigree Crossflow, let me know.