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Man On The Clapham Omnibus

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MoT time for my Z3 2.2i Sport today, and I had a brief word with the tester beforehand on the matter of the rubbish BMW hand brakes, and he agreed. Good start. Later, he comments that the rear suspension is very similar to his E36 Compact and this starts a conversation about handling and track days during which I mention my Westfield. A few minutes go by while he tries to wrench the wheels off my car, then he says "what engine has your Westfield got then?" "Pinto" says I. Turns out he's restoring a Mk2 Escort with a 2.0l Pinto, twin 40s, Maxflow head, 205 block, and FR32 cam - exactly the spec of my Pinto engine. We're firm friends by now! The upshot is a pass with no advisories which I put down completely to the magic of Westfield ownership - by proxy. Hats in the air time!

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Another magical Westfield benefit is the amount of local interest they generate.

 

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2 hours ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said:

I've got to get one of those! Mine's green... :oops:

A green woman???

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I'm now having to explain to the wife what kind of forum this is... 

"Honestly, love, it is all about westfields... Mostly... ." :laugh:

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Yes z3 is based on e30 rear end with the e36 front end, z3 & compact are the same car underneath. I’ve had a few BMW’s (12 ahem) 

Not many green women though

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4 minutes ago, DonPeffers said:

Was there a copyright or standards ruling which meant the deletion of the snow clearing lady?

It was too cold to leave her outside for soo long! I'm sure a moderator has provided her with their coat and offered to defrost her!

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2 hours ago, DonPeffers said:

Was there a copyright or standards ruling which meant the deletion of the snow clearing lady?

 

The snow clearing lady was my post. I don’t know who censored the post as I have not been informed as to who removed it or why it was removed. If it caused offence to anyone then I apologise and would have removed it myself if asked.

Blatman’s very seductive green lady must have passed the board of sensors, I’ll try and Photoshop the snow clearing lady to make her green. Or any other acceptable colour.

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She offended me 'cos she didn't respond to my honeyed tones of seduction! :bangshead:

 

Actually, if she had, I'd probably have run a mile!

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I'm not sure if I was offended or not. Can the picture be reposted so I can see if I was offended or not? :d

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On 19/09/2018 at 19:22, GaryD1971 said:

I'm not sure if I was offended or not. Can the picture be reposted so I can see if I was offended or not? :d

 

Allegedly a complaint was made about snow clearing lady so the committee were forced to censor it.

Perhaps it was too early for snow.

If you want to see the offending snow clearing lady then send a pm. You must be over 18 and hold a full driving license.

At least voluptuous green lady lying seductively on a bed in her underwear is deemed acceptable and is still there.

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