CraigHew Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 The other night I was invited out for a night with "the lads." I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up & Cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing she'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with her. The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, & I told her 12:00. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then she said, - "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh *****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.... 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SootySport Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 I don’t have to go through this rigmorale, just come home when i’m Done in. Mrs is just so glad I made it back to base on my own. You’ll get the idea after you’ve been together a few years more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 likewise , my wife couldnt give a cuck what time I get home , as long as I dont wake her up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 I've found that if I creep in after a night out, trying my best not to wake SWMBO, generally a "conversation" will ensue no matter what the hour or the capacity of alcohol riddled brain. However, if I crash through the door, stomp up the stairs and exalt loudly "you're in for a good time tonight darlin'", invariably she'll pretend to be asleep... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SootySport Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 I got no chance of Performing after a skin full, just want to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Stomping upstairs and exalting "you're in for a good time tonight darlin'" like a p1$$ed Brian Blessed is just about the only performance piece I can muster with a skin full... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poliq Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 No lock anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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