Nick Algar - Competition Secretary Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 The Sensuous (and Smart) Wife "Have you ever seen a £20 note all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband." No"...said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled £20 note He took the crumpled £20 note from her ...and smiled approvingly."Have you ever seen a £50 note all crumpled up?"... she then asked her husband? "Uh...no, I haven't" ...he said (with an anxious tone in his voice). She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled £50 note He took the crumpled £50 note... and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation. "Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen £50,000 all crumpled up?" "No way" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and excited). She said......... "Well go look in the garage!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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alexander72 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 very good that :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 When I stopped laughing I had to explain it to HM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich8977 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke 2 Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke 2 Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 A very rough looking Prostitute approached me and said. " Fancy a good time dearie " "Oh i,m sorry " I said .I only have 30 pence on me. "That,s O.K. " She said. Ive got change . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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