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Stu Faulkner

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Caption competition

 

Nothing to win apart from the adoration of your fellow Wessie members 

 

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CT and dot matrix Sir? Certainly! We are fully up to date with everything here. We take Access and Switch of course.

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Sir, have you thought about upgrading your dated crossflow to one of our modern Pinto's?

 

Is that still the same decor they have in parts now? If not it looks very similar :oops:

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L: There we go, two Weber DCOE 40s and two K&N air filters.  Which one of your children are you leaving behind as slave labour payment?

R: Wow, look at all these parts!  Now all we need are engines, gearboxes, chassis and body panels and we can make a car!

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I know you can see it sir, but the computer says we are out of stock.....

 

 

 

actually, they normally sell it when it's not in stock lol....

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1 hour ago, aeg said:

Is that a young Mr Westwood checking stock??? 

It certainly is. 

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"Now that's weird. The webshop definitely thinks we have more than 4 shelves of stock."

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Good spot with Simon Westwood - but I didn't realise that Bob Carolgees also worked there.  Presumably Spit the Dog was in his basket behind the Parts Counter!

 

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3 hours ago, aeg said:

Is that a young Mr Westwood checking stock??? 

In that case the caption for the right hand side photo reads

"Sooner I get out of this sh*tty organisation the better"

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I'm sure I was thinking.......I wish I could work in the sales office.

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Yes Sir, this is the parts depot , sorry we can't help , what you really need is the department for information retrieval.

I can book you an appointment if you like :t-up:  

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"Forkarbs"

"Here you go sir, four Carburettors"

"No, Car ARB's for the suspension"

"Anything Else?"

"O's" (you know the rest...)

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Customer--  Can I get these carbs in Gulf blue and orange?

Young Mr Westwood 'thought bubble'--  Parts ain't as simple as black and white.

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