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Was reminded of this one this morning: An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively. 'I would like it infrequently' she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and leaned over towards her and whispered: 'Is that one word or two?'

Fixed it all a few weeks ago and its been running fine but ticking over realy low. The C3 is drive by wire and there isn't any way of turning it up. Finally found the problem, Air leak on one of the injector rubber seals. It had some how twisted and squashed flat in the hole, amazing how a 20p bit of rubber makes it tick over crap

Graham for WSCC entertainment secretary

Young women is really fed up that she is having very little sex and no boyfriend and hoping to find a solution to the problem phones a Chinese sex therapist Dr Chang. After a brief chat on the phone she goes to see him the following day, Take off all your croves preese missy, so she undresses, now crawl arong the frooor on all fose prreese very faast preese so along the floor she crawls away from him. Now crawl arong the froor the uver way missy very fassst preese. She now crawls to the other side of the room and back. Dr Chang nods his head and looks bemused, you have velly baad case of Ed Zackery I have ever seen missy, that's why no sex. What's that? she asks It when your face rook Ed Zackerry rike your A@@e

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Once your familiar with the Blue Book it all becomes easier to follow, so a scrutineer should have no problem.

Weathers not looking tooooo bad Note the hint of optimism

Ok here's one since I haven't sent one for a while. There's an old mafia boss on his death bed talking to his grandson. I wanna yu listen to mee my boy, I wanna yu taka ma 45 Peestol to protect youselfff and it weel help hu rememberrr me, but granpapa I no like guns, how about yu giva mee your Rolex watch instead? Yu listen to meee boy, wanna day ya gonna taka charge oh the business! an maybe have de beutifull wife, an maybe allot of bambinose, anna one day you come home frow work ana your beeutifull wife she inna da bed weeth another man. worra ya gonna do then boy? Pointa da watch anna say............ "OK TIMES UP"?

Complete kit IVA April 2010 done 11,000 2L zetec and probably around 2-3 thousand on track.

Guys, Just a heads up. We only have morning sessions for the 19th and 26th left now although we have just booked another day for the 17th October which has mornings and afternoon sessions available. Kind regards Simon

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Welcome! Here's the instructions from the build manual, it shows how to raise the hood. Theres a a map here, showing the various club areas, Darrell O'Neil is the AO in the South West, though as it's such a large area, it tends to be a little more informal when it comes to meets.

If caged it should have a silver Homologation sticker so OK under the text below The purpose of the National ROPS homologation is to allow alternative designs that do not meet MSA requirements, but can be demonstrated through calculation to be of a sufficient strength. Such ROPS must follow the basic principles of MSA regulations – such as shape of main hoop, diagonals etc. – but there is then freedom in tube dimensions, and in this case the rose joints could be considered if they are accounted for in the stress calculation. If the design is homologated, then this would mean existing ROPS to that design can be acceptable without modification

Hi All Meal booked as requested Mini Bus Collection arranged for 7-30pm on Friday to allow for any late comers (David Birch) Mini Bus Collection arranged for 7-00pm on Sat as we will all be there and two runs will be required. I trust all is in order! Best regards Glutey aka Graham

OK, the heroes and the dogs: 1957 Ford Fairlane Skyliner - greatest party car ever (ah, misspent youth): 1966 Mustang Coupe 289 V8 (in red, of course) 1966 Shelby GT350 - what an idiot I was selling that car, I still miss it: 1967 Mustang fastback 1969 Mustang coupe 351 V8 (jet black) 1972 Ford Mustang Mach 1 351 V8 (sensing a theme yet?): 1971 Ford Torino with a 427 CobraJet V8 - a car that tried to kill me on a number of occasions: First huge mistake, bought during a fuel crisis - a 1977 Ford Mustang II V8. There is a special Circle of Hell reserved for this car: Then is gets highly mundane, interspersed with the odd fun car: 1977 Ford Cortina Ford Escort panel van, painted in blue with a brush (needs must, nothing to see here, move along - my step-daughter learned how to park by Braille in it) 1987 Vauxhall Cavalier - zzzzzz 1988 Ford Sierra Estate diesel (what a dog, move along) 1989 Citroen BX Estate - loved the hydropneumatic suspension but continents moved quicker Rover 216 nicknamed Christine that also repeatedly tried to kill me - the doors used to lock by themselves as you drove along, but it didn't have central locking. Died in the lightest rain, pulled left no matter what I did... found out when I had it crushed that it was a cut and shut! 1990 Vauxhall Cavalier - zzzzzzzzz 1992 Audi 80 Quattro (that's more like it) Two VW Passats - one red, one all black and gorgeous, felt like Darth Vader driving it 😄 Ford Mondeo - zzzzzzz Another VW Passat in blue 1992 Ford Escort w/ 1.8 Zetec (should have kept that and ripped out the engine for the Westfield) Audi A4 - rock hard seats, offset pedals that murdered my hips Volvo S60 D5 - 143k miles so far, never missed a beat Audi A3 Sportback - well -built banality and The Wench, of course, since 2001