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The Englishman, Frenchman, and the two girls...


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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion a ringing slap is heard and, as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek

 

The brunette thinks 'I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert'

The blonde thinks 'I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast'

The Frenchman thinks 'I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake'

The Englishman thinks: (scroll down).

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.'I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French b*** again!'  :yes:

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'I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French b*** again!'  :yes:

 

 

I think that's what Mother Theresa is going to do later when she meets "monsieur le président de la république française" :p

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M. Hollande? Or any one of the previous ones back to, and especially including, M. de Gaulle?

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M. Hollande? Or any one of the previous ones back to, and especially including, M. de Gaulle?

 

 

I can't think of a single one I wouldn't give a slap with a wet kipper  - Sarkozy especially (though all of them since Bonaparte really  :d

 

I noticed in her press conference earlier with Hollande that she looked like Theresa Glum unlike yesterday with Frau Merkel

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Who can blame her!  :oops:

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-----and to top it all Chris Froome is showing the Frenchies how to ride a push bike.

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