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This is not a rant against cyclists but against idiots.

 

Heading along the M27 at 3 am this morning on way back from Goodwood and I encounter a cyclist on the motorway. Whats worse he had no lights on.

 

I suppose at least he was in the inside rather than hogging the middle lane.

 

Would have made a mess across the front of the motorhome. Oooh that reminds me I must top up the screen wash; insect and single cell life can be difficult to get off when dried....

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They're not allowed on motorways, so yeah, complete idiot.

 

It's usually the bike riding motorists that do stupid stuff like that, so used to driving that they don't have a clue what to do on a bike.

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I'm not against cyclist's, I even have a bike myself, but I prefer to think of idiots like that as organ donors :laugh:

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I'm not against cyclist's, I even have a bike myself, but I prefer to think of idiots like that as organ donors :laugh:

 

In this case it would be more like liver paté! :o

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:laugh:  :laugh: :laugh:  

To the tune of John browns body, an old Para song.

He jumped without a parachute from 20,000 feet. (repeat three times)

And he aint gonna jump no more.

Glory glory what a hell of a way to die. (repeat two times)

And he aint gonna jump no more.

He landed on the runway like a lump of strawberry jam. (repeat three times)

And he aint gonna jump no more.

Glory glory what a hell of a way to die. (repeat two times)

And he aint gonna jump no more.

They put him in an envelope and sent him home to Mum.  (repeat three times)

And he aint gonna jump no more.

Glory glory what a hell of a way to die. (repeat two times)

And he aint gonna jump no more.

You can keep going as long as you like, make up your own verses ;)

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The warm weather seems to attact these bike riding morons out. I don't even regard them as 'cyclists'. Usually found of cheap horrible mountain bikes with a squeaky chain.

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There are 'cyclists' and people who ride bicycles. Different breeds.

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I have seen just as many idiotic drivers as I have cyclists. We need consideration for each other. I do ride a mountain bike but like to stay off public roads because of cars! What annoys me is cyclists in York riding at night without lights! Thats just plain stupid

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