Arm Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 This is not a rant against cyclists but against idiots. Heading along the M27 at 3 am this morning on way back from Goodwood and I encounter a cyclist on the motorway. Whats worse he had no lights on. I suppose at least he was in the inside rather than hogging the middle lane. Would have made a mess across the front of the motorhome. Oooh that reminds me I must top up the screen wash; insect and single cell life can be difficult to get off when dried.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyonspride Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 They're not allowed on motorways, so yeah, complete idiot. It's usually the bike riding motorists that do stupid stuff like that, so used to driving that they don't have a clue what to do on a bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I'm not against cyclist's, I even have a bike myself, but I prefer to think of idiots like that as organ donors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Pretender Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 You're not allowed to complain about cyclists it's cyclisist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I'm not against cyclist's, I even have a bike myself, but I prefer to think of idiots like that as organ donors In this case it would be more like liver paté! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 :laugh: To the tune of John browns body, an old Para song. He jumped without a parachute from 20,000 feet. (repeat three times) And he aint gonna jump no more. Glory glory what a hell of a way to die. (repeat two times) And he aint gonna jump no more. He landed on the runway like a lump of strawberry jam. (repeat three times) And he aint gonna jump no more. Glory glory what a hell of a way to die. (repeat two times) And he aint gonna jump no more. They put him in an envelope and sent him home to Mum. (repeat three times) And he aint gonna jump no more. Glory glory what a hell of a way to die. (repeat two times) And he aint gonna jump no more. You can keep going as long as you like, make up your own verses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M444TTB Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 The warm weather seems to attact these bike riding morons out. I don't even regard them as 'cyclists'. Usually found of cheap horrible mountain bikes with a squeaky chain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 There are 'cyclists' and people who ride bicycles. Different breeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Everall Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I have seen just as many idiotic drivers as I have cyclists. We need consideration for each other. I do ride a mountain bike but like to stay off public roads because of cars! What annoys me is cyclists in York riding at night without lights! Thats just plain stupid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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