Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 All men are seduced into believing they're marrying nymphomaniacs.The problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves....But the maniac stays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s2rrr Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Seconded. Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue ass fly Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 To find a woman, you need Time and Money. so therefore: Woman = Time x Money Time is money, so therefore: Woman = Money x Money = Money2 Money is the root of all problems, so therefore: Money = √Problems Therefore, Woman = (√Problems)2 So Woman = Problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrisisWolf Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I've seen the above before but it was Money = √Evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Algar - Competition Secretary Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 A good M8 of my'n in the rental business always says;- If it Fly's, Float's or F**k's then rent it !!! And it's probably got it about spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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